Just got this update from one of our finest growers, check it out:
To all my loyal supporters,
I have been growing this mustache for almost 4 weeks and the toughest part is now behind me. Weeks 2 and 3 were very itchy, but I pulled through with the support of friends and family.
I notice that people treat me differently now. They are not as friendly as they were a few weeks ago, and they tend to steer clear of me on sidewalks.
I guess I just don’t look like the nice guy that I used to:
Having a mustache is much harder that I had originally expected. Here is what I have learned:
Stache Rash: This is the red rash that results for scratching an itchy mustache:
Stache Ash: This results from letting the ash from whatever you’re smoking fall into your mustache:
Stache Trash: These are the things that get stuck in my mustache throughout the day with out me realizing it (bits of food, office supplies, car parts…):
Stache Mash: A special sub-category of Stache Trash that happens when I eat mashed potatoes:
Stache Smash: This happened the other day during a Stache Clash – I got punched for looking so creepy:
The end is near though. I get to shave on Saturday, Dec. 13th at the final Stache Bash! I can’t wait.
Thanks again for all of your support in these difficult mustache times.
Humiliatingly,
Bruce
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